the power to transform into a young Ethiopian school girl with one leg who can control platypuses.

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The power to grow cancer cells

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The power to be Carl Sagan, minus the intellect.

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power to always be wearing clean underwear except in the event you're in a car accident...

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the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code

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The power to have a blue, silhouetted body, and a trollface for a head.

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The ability to think about saying something,but then forget and spend an eternity trying to remember what it was.

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The ability to piss flames.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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the power to rob a bank only with S.W.A.T beside you

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the ability to only fall asleep in showers

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The power to cure cancer, but cause death by radiation poisoning.

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!