- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power to fart glitter

The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

the power to rob a bank only with S.W.A.T beside you

the power to sing like justin bieber

the ability to die without any control

The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

The ability to think about saying something,but then forget and spend an eternity trying to remember what it was.

The power to draw a perfect circle.

The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

The ability to read braile.

the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

The ability to turn Barack Obama white

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The ability to walk on the white tiles at the supermarket.

The power to see through windows when people sleep.

ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

The power to talk to anyone in any language, but only to deaf people.

Pointless Super Powers