The power to take your talent to anywhere you want

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to transform into a dog but only in Korea.

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the power to lag up any xbox360 or ps3 game. and its not a lag switch

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The power to divide by 0

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the power to have any superpover in world but only when sleaping

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the ability to run for president only if you're sarah palin

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The Power to Make yourself 5 different levels of scared...

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The power to time travel. Backwards. To the Holocaust

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for christmas ? He is dead.

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Airbending, but only in vacuum.

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The power to cum everytime you see a women

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A solar-powered flashlight.

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The ability to run at the speed of light, but being born without limbs.

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the power to be invisable in high school.

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to wash cloths when they are washing

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the power to be able to find you pointless super power post after its been posted to check on popularity

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The ability to dissolve your own organs. They don't grow back, either.

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The ability to goatse instantly

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Mutant Paper-skeleton.

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having the power to make your nose hairs turn into hookworms that shoot acid

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The power to enlarge your penis, along with severe cardiovascular disease.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to turn wine into water

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The ability to be in Rosy O'Donalds underwear drawer

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!