- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to smell like a rotting corpse

The Ability to talk to girls, but only in your mind.

the ability to have a useless ability.

The power to make tea appear at will

The power to drink 30 beers and no shall any tear

Diamond hard left nipple!

THe ability to see though walls but only when their glass.

The power to write comments about orgasms in this site.

the ability to think you can fly

The power to lick your own tongue

to fly and change shape "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.... a flying sandwich!?!

A cat with human-like reflexes.

The ability to decrease the size of your girlfriends breasts.

The ability to see your own imagination.

The ability to make ocean waves with your mind, but only when the waves are coming in....

The power to piss lemon juice

The ablity to crash your computer.

The power to kill Pedobear.

The power to stick peanut butter to the roof of your mouth while wearing dentures

The power to stop time, but it works only for yourself.

ability to find good woman drivers

The power to talk and listen at the same time

The power to become invisible only when you're playing a trombone.

The ability have sex with Betty White

Pointless Super Powers