the ability to be tied to train tracks

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The power of minding your own business

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the ability to lie and never be believed

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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the power to shit brix

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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the power to turn anything into candy but u r diabetic

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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The ability to make ocean waves with your mind, but only when the waves are coming in....

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to speak in Braille

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to talk in sign language.

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A power level of under 9000.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!