the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power to make the air stink

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the power to think with your mind only

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~The ability to understand Bob Dylan...~

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The power to be invisible to bartenders.

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to see through your own clothes, nothing else.

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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Power to not have any power.

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power to see through glass

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The ability to speak Yiddish without learning it.

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!