The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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the power to eat sharp objects but you have to poop it whole

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The ability to procrastinate when you have absolutely no work to do

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The power to make someone hiccup just by touching them once

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The ability to handle the truth.

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The power to never finish your sente

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The power to have sex with yourself.

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The power to be alive, many hours before you die

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power of walking on land

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!