- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

The power to...lick you're nose

The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

The ability to see through invisibility.

The power to only misspell mispell.

The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

the ability to rick roll anyone you meet

the power to be obama only if your obama

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

the power to poop dogs without fur.

Faster than a loaded bullet!

The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

The power to speak using their mouth

The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

The power to have a power thats a power

being able to turn lead into dolphins.

The power to permanently shorten your own penis

the power to see through windows.;.

Pointless Super Powers