The power to inflict Cellulite at touch.

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to kill yourself at will

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the power of reading your own mind while in a car accident

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The power to talk and listen at the same time

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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x-ray vision but only through glass

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The power to speak in braille...

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The ability to see with night vision, but only during daylight hours.

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The ability to turn into Barbara Walters

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The Power to fart glitter

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The ability to read braile.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!