The ability to tear the toilet paper roll perfectly.

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The power to become invisible. But only when no one is looking.

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The power to taste the food you deficate

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to have sex with an alien but not know where to put it

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to create tree sap.

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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the power to do everything fast when your high on energy

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The power to never finish your sente

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Turning invisible when no one is watching you. -Alex

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The ability to turn a motor bike into dolphin food

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the....ability to......talk....like william........... shatner

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!