The power to not have a power.

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power to have sex with anyone you like except human beings. -Shandric

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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Permanent superspeed - The ability to move faster than a speeding bullet, but you can't stop moving at that speed.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power of Being stupid

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The skill to make up pointless superpowers

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The ability to handle the truth.

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The ability to sense if someone's in danger 20 miles away, however, you lack any other power, so you have to take a cab or just feel bad about it.

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!