- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to not live forever

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

The power to open any door with no lock on it.

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

the power to orgasm with your mind

The power to take huge shits at will.

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

The power to never finish your sentences because

Pointless Super Powers