The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to absolutely nothing

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to look like yourself

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!