the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to eat nandos

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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the power to complete math exercises

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!