The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The ability to change races.

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!