The power to be dead

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power to never get drunk

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To pee standing up.

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The power to start time.

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to die

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!