- Pointless Super Powers

The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The ability to see through insects.

the power to shit with your mouth

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

the power to sneeze cum

A good Kisser

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The power to be fireproof under water

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.