- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

the power to kill plants in a desert.

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

the ability to constantly have the fever

The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

the power to self destruct without hurting people.

the power of being yourself

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

The power to drown on land.

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

Pointless Super Powers