The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The ability to not be Batman

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to have a power.

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the power to jerk off

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!