The power to ejaculate

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The ability to change your weight

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to see through anything except air.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!