- Pointless Super Powers

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

+98

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

+96

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

+92

the power to any ugly person love you.

+84

The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

+82

the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

+82

The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

+82

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

+80

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to take a s*** on people

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

the power tho vomit your poop.

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

The power to turn water into wine.

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

the power to fly, but only when you poop

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

The ability to smell colors

The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.