the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to not exercise.

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to close your nose

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!