the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!