The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to fart rainbows

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to think of food

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!