the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to live.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!