The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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to make asians smart

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The power to grow new teeth.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!