The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to turn into random objects

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!