The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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the power to fly while under water

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power to die at will

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to create powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!