the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to sharpen a pen

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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To shit bricks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!