The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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To shit bricks.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to fly when you fart

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!