The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to be pointless!

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to be dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!