The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power to display emotions at will

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to live.

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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swear words -jesse

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!