The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!