The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

The power to lose this power.

The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

the powre to spel

The power to read all these post's in less then a day

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

The power to spell 'a' correctly

The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

The ability to pull open push only doors

The power to get anything for free but at a cost

The power to grow new teeth.

The power to see 2 min. into the past.

The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

The ability to grow a third nostril.

the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

The power to sh*t bricks

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!