- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

A man with the power to make sandwiches.

The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

The power to be dead

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

The power to be invisable when your dead

The power to both love and hate marmite.

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

The power to have night vision during the day.

you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

The power to not exercise.

The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

The power to close your nose

The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

Pointless Super Powers