Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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Nihat Do?an

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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to make asians smart

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The power to be pointless!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!