the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to summon earthworms

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!