The power to turn into an escalator

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!