- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

Delayed Reaction Man

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

The power to teleport through open doors.

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

The ability to read the recaptcha images

The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

the ability to glow in the light.

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

Pointless Super Powers