The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!