- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The power to a nokia phone.

The power to smell like body odor at will

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

The power to see other peoples dreams.

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

The power to die at any moment you want.

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to make yourself forget your life

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

Pointless Super Powers