- Pointless Super Powers

The power to see through air

The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

the power of superspeed but only backwards

The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

The power to strangle yourself to death

the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

A good Kisser

The ability to see through insects.

The power to start time.

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

The power to ignore useful information

The power to be fireproof under water

The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

to randomly self destruct at any time

The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

The power to eat ass.

Being able to fly in place.

The power to revive Hitler.

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!