The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power of self mind control

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to burn the sun.

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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the power to make faces at the blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!