The power to fart out of your hands.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to eat nandos

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to have a power

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The power to become black!

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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To pee standing up.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The power to create powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!