- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

The power to explode on demand.

Having the power to stand still

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to know who farted at any time.

The power to start time.

The power to shit brix, No wait.

The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

The power to be invisable when your dead

The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

The power to self destruct

The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

to randomly self destruct at any time

The power to teleport through open doors.

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

The ability to smell colors

The power to drown on land.

The power to breath at will.

The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

Pointless Super Powers