- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The power to bypass capcha codes

The power to freeze ice

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The power to drown on land.

The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

The power to plank

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

The power to push "pull" doors

teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

The ability to look at someone and die.

The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The ability to walk slower than everyone else

shit and piss at the same time

the power to summon fire with a lighter

Pointless Super Powers