- Pointless Super Powers

The power to be fireproof under water

The power to die

The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

Being able to fly in place.

The power to eat ass.

The power to revive Hitler.

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

The power to not have any power at all

The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

The ability to make dogs sneeze

The power to kill yourself

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

The power to fly inside of airplanes

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

X ray vision on chairs

The Power To Lick My Own Penis

The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!