- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

the power to breath through your skin.

The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

The power to skip the Kripp.

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

The power to live.

The power to have a unique fart smell

The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

The power to open a walnut with your mind

The power to thumb up your own comments.

The ability to turn anything into a belt.

The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

Pointless Super Powers