The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!