The power to turn toast back into bread

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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Being alive (until you die).

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The Power to fart glitter

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the power to herd cats

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to know where the beef is

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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the power to transform into a rock.

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!