the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to sharpen a pen

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to live.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to live.

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The power of writte with our feets.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!