the power of fart helium

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to not be color blind.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The ability to die on command.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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to be shitty

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The power to take edible shits.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!