The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to create powers

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!