- Pointless Super Powers

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to get shot when you're alone

The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

The power to be so perfectly blunt.

The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

to poop a penny every year

The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

the power to fly while under water

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

The ability to fart like a zombie.

The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

the power the to use hands when you already have hands

The power to like any show

The power to push a door that only pulls.

The power to both love and hate marmite.

The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

The power to write a country song

The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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Pointless Super Powers