the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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the power to read captchas

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to watch tv

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to close your nose

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!