the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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to spelle caretly

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!