The Power to touch MC Hammer

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Meatvision.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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the power to read captchas

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!