The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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the power to misspell

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to become famous on vine

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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the ability to type slower.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to be half invisible

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!