- Pointless Super Powers

the power to talk to your elbow

The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

The power to think of pointless powers.

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

he power to make mistakes

The power to bleed anally at will

The power to telepathically fold paper.

Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

The power to eat food.

The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The power to Google "Google".

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The power to communicate with applesauce.

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

Acid pee

The power to uncontrally boop

The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

The power to lock open doors

The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

The power that will grant you no power.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!