The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power of writte with our feets.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!