The ability to see through insects.

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the power to kiss your own ass

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to breath Oxygen

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!